Is this Football T-Shirt about Pride or Racism?

We all know that Charlie Strong is replacing Mack Brown as the new head coach at the University of Texas. So is this T-Shirt (snap shot from Etsy) about Pride or Racism?

Charlie Strong T-Shirt

Let’s be honest… that depends on who is wearing it.  If a Charlie Strong supporter who happened to be African American put it on—then it would certainly be about pride.   That’s fine by us.

Strong & BrownBut if a Mack Brown supporter who happened to be Caucasian ever put it on… well… umm…. a Caucasian Mac Brown supporter should just NEVER wear this T-Shirt.  Sorry.


The ‘Orange is the New Black’ inspiration really has got nothing to do with it.  This is the first time we officially think that some pieces of clothing are fine for one race, but NOT fine for another.  Maybe perception is 90% of reality after all.

Strong’s well-paid contract is for 5 years—and we wish him huge success in each and every one of them.  And for the record, Etsy took down the T-Shirt from their site in fear that it could certainly be viewed as racist, regardless of who is wearing it.

Condoms in Cannes

Easy-onSpending last week in Cannes I decided that this week’s blog post should be a little something about my travels, but I didn’t want it to be yet another rant about my Mipcom slate.

Now, thousands of folks who work in TV and Film descend upon Cannes three times a year (MipTV, Festival, and Mipcom) and spend their days going from Hotel to Palais to Dinner to The Grand.  And repeat.  But how many of us actually lift up our heads as we go about our business?

ManixThe day after the market I decided to keep my iPhone in hand, and photograph the goings-on as I shopped for the wife and Durex_01kids.  What did I notice?  Condom machines!  Condom machines on almost every block.  It made me think about a few things.  Sex was obviously the first thing.  But attitudes about sex was next.

The French clearly look at sex differently than Americans.  And I’m a little embarrassed to be prudish about it myself (and that’s the story I’m sticking to!).

The French look at sex as a fun, in the moment experience that feels good, that may (or may not) be tied to any level of love.  And that’s all fine.  In fact, it’s all perfect.  Sex is fun and sex happens. Therefore… make condoms available to everyone.   Men, women, teens, etc.  Put them on every corner.

2 EuroAmericans on the other hand do their best to make a teenager have to go to planned parenthood for a rubber.  Or bring a pack of condoms up to the counter at the local drugstore in front of their neighbor.  Or worse, have to ask for them behind the counter.

In America, we’d rather deal with the consequences of STDs & Teen Pregnancy if it means we can Durex_02go on pretending that we’re pure and without human urges.

Jeez… Is sex so bad that we have to hide it behind some counter as if to say “If teens must have sex, I’d rather it be unprotected.  That will show them!”  Not to mention the tipsy adult couple that just wanna get it on.  I say let them have sex.

Viva dispensers!

Graffiti / Miley… Syriasly?

I’ve generally kept my mouth shut on the Miley front, but this piece of Street Art got my attention.  I think it’s pretty great because it feels like an in-your-face reaction to all the reactions. Let’s be honest, the reaction to Miley amongst the soccer-mom-set is pretty laughable.  I’m not pointing any fingers.  But come on.

Syriasly_MileyWhile it (admittedly) wasn’t a great creative moment—it was hardly important or shocking enough for all the attention.  And while the actual performance may not have been great… this graf makes up for it.  Demonizing Miley in neon green is pretty damn funny.  And the typography makes the whole thing playful.  This was spotted in Venice Beach, CA.

Addition from February, 2014  Shout out to Miley for still being important & present several months after the world thought she was done.  Where they hell is Robin Thicke since the VMAs?

Aegis Corporate (2013)

Earlier in 2013, LocoDistro’s Chief Creative Officer Gabriel Gornell directed this animated spot for healthcare brand Aegis.  Working with Creative Director Susan Gornell and Animation Director Fran Kraus, the origami concept was developed for the brand and then beautifully animated in Maya with original animation coding created by Fran.  In addition to directing, Gabriel also wrote the script.

Kenny, Dolly & Lionel

Live from the MGM Grand at Foxwoods
Live from the MGM Grand at Foxwoods

Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, & Lionel Richie

Nice shot of Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton & Lionel Richie from First 50 Years concert Executive Produced by Gabriel Gornell at the MGM Grand at Foxwoods in 2010. The special aired on BBC internationally and on GAC in the US.

cc: @LocoDistro @Live4ever_Ezine

40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards, June 16th—Beverly Hills

Square_Icon_v2For the second year in a row, LocoDistro is proud to have been selected by the National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences to produce the Daytime Emmy Awards which aired live on HLN/Turner on June 16th.  Gabriel Gornell also took the helm for the second year running as Executive Producer—and worked closely with the entire daytime community to honor a great year in daytime programming

Show highlights included George Lucas winning his first Emmy presented by none other than Carrie Fisher, Betty White presenting an emotional lifetime achievement award for Bob Stewart, the new faces of talk—Kris Jenner and Bethenny Frankel each presenting talk show awards, the unforgettable Kathy Griffin presenting the award for best writing, and of course “envelope-gate” with the ladies from The Talk.  A very special shout out goes to Nancy Lee Grahn (General Hospital) for an amazing package of videos featuring Alex Trebek, Katie Couric, Funny or Die’s Billy Eichner, The Talk, and many more.

Congrats to all the Emmy nominees and winners!

Daytime Emmys & 2nd Screen Content

Gornell speaking about 2nd screen integration
Quote from Gabriel Gornell
TV Guide
June 10-16, 2013 Issue

Speaking about the integration between Television content and 2nd-screen content, Gornell was quoted in TV Guide regarding the decision to place nominated actor reels online for the first time—driving fan interest, 2nd screen viewership, brand impressions, and ultimately TV ratings:

All the nominated actors’ reels are available to the public for the first time, via “The response from the Twitter world has been overwhelming,” says executive producer Gabriel Gornell “Now anyone can go online and see exactly how the judges based their decisions. IT’s going to bring the fans right into the ceremony in a very exciting way.”

LocoDistro & Live4ever Team up for Music Series


Liam Gallagher commands the stage...
Liam Gallagher commands the stage…

Liam Gallagher commands the stage…

The Vaccines rock the fans at jam packed Terminal 5

Tribes frontman Johnny Lloyd

Launched in 2009, Live4ever Media have quickly become one of the most respected sources of Brit-Rock news and views around the world. Its globally syndicated Live4ever Ezine, with twin base in New York City [USA] and Leeds [UK], has become a reflection on the rich history of ‘Rock & Roll’ in which bands cross the Atlantic to break new markets, and grow their international fan base.

Recent impressive showcase events have featured the like of The Boxer Rebellion, The Jim Jones Revue, Twin Atlantic, The Duke Spirit, The Minutes, ASIWYFA, Cairo Knife Fight and Pulled Apart By Horses to name a few. What’s more, via ‘Presents’ features and ‘New Tunes Guides’ they have brought such artists as Band of Skulls, We Are Augustines, The Vaccines, and Jake Bugg to Live4ever audiences long before mainstream media took notice.

In 2013, Live4ever and LocoDistro teamed up to develop and produce a series of Rock & Roll shows for television and new media that will further fuel ‘Rock & Roll’ music, culture, and lifestyle.

For television acquisitions information contact:

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Cable TV: What’s watched. What’s actually produced. And Why.

Written by Gabriel Gornell

Looking at the Cable TV Ratings last week, I was pleasantly surprised to see the all the scripted content that made the list since we so often associate Cable TV with reality & unscripted programming.

It got me thinking…why does cable TV, the entertainment category that delivers the best that entertainment has to offer (think Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, Walking Dead, Phineas & Ferb, etc.), also delivers such crap?  Here’s is another question: Why is it that Cable TV Producers so often sit in pitch meetings with network execs who profess to know it all (from their brand to their audience) while those same networks continue to deliver primetime shows with under a 1.0 despite a reach of 100 million homes?!

The answers to these questions are not the fault of one position or department at any cable network. The answers are tied to a cyclical process of cause and effect.

Common financial wisdom says cable networks require (1) inexpensive unscripted shows with (2) loud characters that will maintain viewership despite a lack of production value in order to (3) maximize profits.

Screen Shot 2013-09-09 at 8.39.43 PMThis is the result of downward pressure on budgets from the bean counters having more influence than the upward pressure of solid creative from the programmers. What ensues is not that different from one common result of the “Walmart Effect” at retail in which the cable networks then place the entire burden of this downward financial budget pressure on the suppliers. In this case, the immediate casualty of the financial pressure is the producers’ creative rates and fees.

Guess what happens next? No longer able to make money from the creative fees, most unscripted Cable TV Producers are then forced to treat their business like glorified rental shops—because the only place they can make money is from renting their own production or post-production equipment on the shows.

Outside of the business, most people don’t realize that things like equipment rental and post production services has largely been brought in-house by the cable TV producers because it’s the only place they can continue to charge the networks and still make some money. Not too long ago, the business of renting cameras, lighting, and grip went to rental houses—and the business of post-production services went to dedicated post houses. But no longer. Now the quality of the final master tapes that get telecast has surely been compromised because most cable TV producers simply don’t own the same high-fidelity equipment as the old-school dedicated suppliers—but nobody on the network side is complaining too loudly because they are getting away with no longer paying creative fees.

And C’mon people. Nobody is fooled by the joint efforts of the network & producers as they attempt to offset the perception of the “equipment-rental business model” by putting more up-front energy into reality talent casting. The downward pressure has created a production model of “equipment rental & casting services” versus a model rooted in creative development. And this ultimately creates what I call the “Big Mac Effect.”

The resulting unscripted television is like a Big Mac and here’s why: I love the smell of a Big Mac. And if you put a Big Mac in front of me, you can be damn sure I’m going to eat it. And let’s face it—during the moment of eating—a Big Mac delicious. But given a few minutes to think about it… They’re not good for me, they’re not as inexpensive as I thought, and I usually don’t feel that good after I eat it. I’m not snobby enough to deny that Big Macs near me don’t get eaten. But if you ask me what I want for dinner, my first choice is Italian or Steak—not Big Macs. The same goes for most unscripted cable television.

Over a short period of time, much of the unscripted Cable TV landscape has become filled with “Rental House & Casting Agent” production companies that sling Big Macs versus quality programming. Oddly, I’m now in the mood for a Big Mac. And sharing this craving is likely counter-productive to the point I’m trying to make!

Screen Shot 2013-09-09 at 8.28.41 PMA Cable TV Proucer’s business-model that’s rooted “equipment rental” and who’s sales force is focused only on “casting” will eventually compromise the actual creative—which is why we’re here to begin with. This is the unfortunate truth for the cable networks that created this cycle to begin with. And this idealist believes that soon the audiences with migrate back to quality.

Last week on Cable TV—what percentage of viewers do you think watched scripted versus unscripted programming?

73% of all Cable TV viewers watched scripted programming while only 27% watched unscripted programming. So the migration towards quality seems to already be happening. Check out the infographic below.

To figure this out I looked at the ratings of the top 40 shows on cable TV last week, and then analyzed them against a few different cumulative measures. Again, check out the Infographic. Screen Shot 2013-09-09 at 8.31.17 PM

The really interesting thing is that unscripted shows (reality, etc.) aren’t that cheap to produce when you consider the cumulative production dollars that networks collectively spend to make many more shows that ultimately attract fewer viewers than cable TV’s scripted programming. What’s also amazing is the ratings success of categories like sports entertainment in which there is just one player—WWE.

What is sports entertainment you ask? It’s event-based scripted sports-theater with zero competition since we lost the WCW and XFL, both after 2001. Remember the XFL? Amazingly, the first game of the one-season XFL had over 14 Million viewers on NBC before quickly being considered a failure. 14 Million viewers is a failure? My times have changed.

During the same week ending on 11/25/2012 I then looked at the primetime schedules of the top 85 cable networks, and analyzed their programming hours against the same cumulative measures that I looked at for ratings. I did this to see if scripted programming was simply programmed more than I thought in order to have this 73% market share over unscripted programming. It’s not. Wow!

Screen Shot 2013-09-09 at 8.35.27 PMHere’s the net net
66% of the total unscripted programming hours on cable TV are arguably only getting 27% of the audience.  Did we learn nothing from broadcaster NBC’s misstep in moving Jay Leno to 10pm simply cause it’s cheaper than producing scripted dramas?

Now take a look at the Purple and Blue bar-chart above. Any category where Purple is higher than Blue is possibly a programming opportunity. Anything where blue is higher than purple is arguably saturated. Interestingly, sports is the only cable TV entertainment category that seems even close to its sweet spot of programming hours versus actual ratings. For the record and for the purpose of this blog—we classified sports as unscripted programming.

The cycle needs to break and the programming challenge needs to shift from (a) finding the loudest reality star in order to command a bigger piece of the pie, to (b) developing excellent creative programming in order to create a bigger pie.  Screen Shot 2013-09-09 at 8.37.33 PM

Ending this article on a positive note—kudos to AMC, USA, Nick, TBS, Disney, TNT, Cartoon Network, Hub, FX, HBO, Showtime, TV Land, We, Lifetime, Hallmark and a few others (from a long list of 75 cable TV networks) for concentrating on creative quality instead of Big Macs.

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Written by Gabriel Gornell